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ballsyfelix: 90 followers?!? When did that happen? I tried to draw all of you but I ran out of cardboard.
wander1ustt: 15poundstosummer: mcgooglykins: merspers: tumboner: leoreturns: I have been waiting all year to post this. omg This has been in my queue for months. I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. YES omg i didnt
vinyldolly: i had too much thanksgiving so lazy bathtime im way too full pictures commenced (I had planned to do something more, while my makeup was bang on point but that didnt happen)
darthleft: betweenthetacosandme: I tried to explain to my father that this was clearly a direct reference to Kill Bill, and he was like nope didnt happen cant be So glad I’m not the only one know realizes this!
fffulgencio: mysecretsmakefriends: mmellisaaa: hzelanne: aeriella: omgwtflj: I hate hanging up. this happened last night..but i didnt say i miss you already haha.wed always argue about whos hanging up first and wed take turns. im pretty happy that
YEAH !! thats how it always felt like to me, the only big big hurricane that was actually a little scary was Andrew and i was 3-4 years old when it hit and i had recently moved to florida and didnt know what the fuck was happening, but i didnt cry and
artsofartso:nothing can convince me that this didnt happen
thank you all who put up with me at my cringiest, i came back to a bunch of the nicest messages all of them help, i´ll try them all, believe.. I can.t remove myself from the situation but i´ll find a way to handle it, at leat better that before, just
triangle-mother: anyway its canon that amethyst has smacked pearl’s ass with her hand so it’s a good day
ohmygod. this is on my dash again. no. no. About to cry a river. Because poor Byunghee didnt get what he wanted. That was not a happy moment OK NO. SOBBING.He was my favorite and then episode 2 happened and so terrible and poor baby i cant even waeeeeee
My friend didnt tell me that she got her first kiss earlier. She used to tell me everything the minute it happened. Wae do i feel like i’ve been dumped and feel that he stole her pureness. ;~~;
mokonapyon: O.O who knew that could happen!! i didnt even expect Mao’s mom to be a giant bitch =3= WHAT A FUCKING BITCH ON CHRISTMAS OHMYGOSH
zarzarthebear: im at that point in fandom where im very attracted to everyone in shinee and i didnt mean for this to happen
drinking-tea-at-midnight: liquidstar: liquidstar: the plot of avatar the last airbender wouldtve happened at all if zuko didnt jump to wild (but correct) conclusions when he saw that beam of light. imagine if he was just like “oh shit is that the
labyrinthianotaku: frogna: get-thee-to-a-shrubbery: juannation: Do y'all remember this fight from Shrek? Tumblr mobile froze during this but I still had the audio and that was even better fuck yall I DIDNT THINK FOR ONE SECOND THAT WOULD HAPPEN
stability: eating-ass:how is the show “i didnt know i was pregnant” a thing. like how does that just randomly happen…
monsteroll: gornsf: Just a little thank you for breaching the 500 follower count, something i didnt think would happen so fast (And yes. it’s the wip I posted yesterday that said I’d never finish it, guess I’m a big stinky liar) —- Also, in
2good2deleteamateurs: Oh wow!! I didnt expect THAT to happen!!!
artsofartso:nothing can convince me that this didnt happen this is one weird love rectangle lolbtw im with link~ < |D’‘‘
littleandlard: fatterandfatter: whatabelly: chaserpup83: over82much: beefyferde: professorfatology-pix: It happens… I gained 30 Kilos and I was just an encourager. True @losemybreath4444 me, haha that still didnt happened to me! i dont
introtofeminism: i didnt mean to become an angry feminist it just sort of happened because i looked out my window and woke the fuck up y’know Not really. I’ve never woken up and decided to be a sexist. But hey, thats just me. ^_^
I love how just no one even flinches…. like hey… that guy just gave himself spinal cord damage most likely… lets pretend it didnt happen…
Im reblogging this with the ridiculous sexism omitted. Just doing my part to clean up Tumblr prejudice. So pretending like that sexism didnt happen, I’ll respond to original post. That guy is desperate af… hahahaha. Ive seen women do
i was telling the squad last night i nut by sheer force of will. i need no stimulation. if i will the nut, the nut happens. just now busted 2. didnt even move. sat perfectly still and that was two nuts instantly. a zen nut.
god this is old but this is a debt collector letter i got the agency called me only once and the one call they made was after legal hours that theyre supposed to call so lol i didnt REMIT or CALL them and nothing happened
rodrickheffeley:happy women’s day I left a response on this when it happened that said “why didnt you just say ‘burger queen’ and call it a day?“
ask-googlechrome: nilaresnin: i didnt know browsers had this option but it pleases me very much That’s totally how it happened. ((Also there was supposed to be a 4th panel to this which I decided to make because I was bored but it ended up horribly
nearsightedpandas: here u go skyler one caesar that is like days late from when you requested him sorry also for bad coloring like wow i just overdid it with sai idk what happened also first attempt at jojo baras holy crap except i didnt go bara at
applegrass: doctorandroseinatardis: The Proper Reunion by LaurytheLatrator This is how it should be. Damn that Dalek! #THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT POSTS OF ALL TIME#RTD WOULD THIS HAVE KILLED YOU#YOI COULD HAVE HAD THE DALEK SHOOT HIM AFTER!#AND
dailymarvelheroes: That is your legacy, Stark.Iron Man (2008) // Infinity War (2018)
everybody must figure out how to beat something/someone by doing something better than whats already happened or occured or taken place…sticking with it and perfecting it. thats how the biblical David beat Golitah. he didnt play the way Goliath
logancreerp: annabellebanks: Someone suggested I just stop reading. But I doubt that’ll ever happen. (Laughs) Oh you are not getting out of it that easily! Nope. Haha, I know what you mean. Didnt figure you were a girl who liked to read…But now
You ever see something happy and it makes ya feel depressed? Happens all the time and im not sure why. On the side note, im happy I didnt go through with my anxiety meds, because I no longer have insurance because medicaid went “you make 8.60 an
blue–leaf: blue–leaf: no man sky was a big deal but the phantom pain/kojima/konami thing was like…way bigger than that i feel like. and i can say that without bias because i didnt give a shit about metal gear when that was happening and i remember
disfordisney1: inthepeppermintwind: ride-thischevy: Yeah that just happened. I was so busy looking at the girl I almost missed the horse at first I thought she was wearing a LONG ASS SCARF. then I noticed the horse.
zamaron: me: *misses my train by 6 seconds* me: if i didnt stop to look at that bird that one time when i was 10 i would have been 6 second ahead in life and this wouldn’t have happened.
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zamaron:me: *misses my train by 6 seconds* me: if i didnt stop to look at that bird that one time when i was 10 i would have been 6 second ahead in life and this wouldn’t have happened.
thecrystaltems: lavenderlapis: rubyfruitjumble: reyvengeofthesith: okay guys you can stop posting abt the leaked promo..i mean yeah its great and all but its spoiling future episodes for other people and the crewniverse didnt even mean to put it out
Do you ever just wonder what would have happened if you met people at a different time in your life? Or if you just went for it? Or if you didnt? Like. Not really wishing it would have happened that way. But having a crazy curiosity, and just imagining
its really fucking frustrating when 1 person hates you for some stupid ass reason that isnt even legitimate and that happened forever ago and when another hates you for no apparent reason. i honestly wish i could say i didnt care.
im v sad and I just want to cry and im not like devastated or something happened im just sad because my body says ‘you deserve to be punished bc in a few days its official that you didnt get pregnant and we hate you for it’ so im off to cry and maybe
there is nothing more embarrassing than texting darfin how angry I am and how im having a terrible night then the next morning he replies and asks whats wrong and I have to reply ‘I lost my game of overwatch’
antognized replied to your post: ok i needed those two things on my blo… The thing that saddens me about the Makorra shippers is i have yet to see a single post by one accepting that Korra and Asami got together. they either claim it didnt happen,
women-are-for-pleasure: Sasha was so excited to be picked for a special back stage pass, she didnt think twice when the security guard laughed and told her to enjoy her evening. Sure it seemed strange, but whats the worst that could happen right?
Gee,thank god cartoon network didnt release a bumper that spoiled the fact that peridot would stay with the gems THE DAY BEFORE THIS EPISODE CAME OUT.YEAH THAT DIDNT HAPPEN AT ALL.
happened to me before… sadly he didnt say that thoough…
allofthisiswrong: ellabelladani: cornucop1a: allofthisiswrong: Nothing else happens. Yeah, right. #NO ONE CAN SWAY ME #YOU DONT THINK THAT TWO 17 YEAR OLDS DIDNT HAVE SEX ON THAT TRAIN? #I MEAN YEAH THEY HAD SOME HORRIBLE SHIT HAPPEN TO THEM BUT
pathologising:I think another good thing I came to realize was that, in therapy, “acceptance” doesn’t mean that something is okay or good. To accept a situation or emotion means to understand that any amount of wishing it didnt happen,
bone-ing replied to your post: You know when your life is just such a mess that… literally me too pix or it didnt happen
angst continuation to tha dream i had last night (also i am unable to use my tablet tonight so this is how i will pass the time lsdgfg)((also the confrontation after the fight is just me adding to the story that i didnt have in my dream ok OK lets get
So this is a thing that happened (｡･｀ω´･｡)
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closetdeer replied to your post: that 5 second tender mono touch will keep me going… i thought of you the moment it happened thank u lesbian ally santa claus for this early present to me
so i decided i’ll probably wait a little bit to buy that mini adara and quinn from chibify since i might be traveling again soon depending on certain events that may or may not happen this week. 2-4 weeks its a while to wait uwu
